About me


Certified Couch Potato

My name is Xieemily. I have the following qualities:

  • I’m a professional procrastinator with a PhD in Netflix binging and a black belt in snackology. I firmly believe that my spirit animal is a sloth on a coffee break.
  • I’m an aspiring writer fueled by daydreams, constantly plotting world domination through witty dialogue and plot twists, waiting for my Oscar-worthy moment…

What else do you need?